CheeseSliders In Paradise
(addendum to Jimmy Buffett's Cheeseburger In Paradise)
I pulled into the drive thru………….for that late night specialty
I've been drinkin' all night…barely avoided a fight
I'm as hungry as a man can be
A voice said "Sir...can I help you?" I said, "well lady if you're talkin' to me,
then give me…twenty-seven White Castles..Hey! Cover them all with CHEESE."
A White Castle is paradise…but you better prepare to pay the price
'cause you'll be fartin' all night and they don't smell nice...Hell No!!
a White Castle is paradise.
Well I like mine with those holes cut in the middle
chopped up onions sauteed on the griddle
A cheap ass pickle on a soggy bun..
well goo God Almighty always gives me the runs!
A White Castle is paradise…it's a craving that comes in the middle of the night
only 49 cents…you can't beat the price…
White Castle is paradise.
Curse of the Music Man
I headed off to college, earned my degree
found a better way to make a buck, that appealed a little more to me.
It'll never make me famous, a'int ever gonna see my name in lights.
So clap your hands and get real loud.. sing along with me tonight.
I'll never be the CEO momma wanted me to be
my boardroom has a barstool and it's me they come to see.
I love to entertain 'em, let's raise our glasses high…
then scream and shout…and slam'em down and kiss your ass good-bye.
Chorus
From Key West up to Put-in-Bay I've worn my sandals thin
I played all your favorite songs, packed up and did it all again
Now most won't remember but tonight they're my biggest fans
Oh I love what I do and that's the curse… of the music man.
At times it gets lonely, some nights I'm just ignored
think I might pack it up, live off the memories I've stored
Then some drunk hollars…. "man…you're the best"….and he sends me up a shot
I drink it down, crank it up and give it all I've got.
I never will retire, though they'll one day tire of me.
I'll be settin' in the rest home….with my guitar on my knee
We'll meet just after supper, and we'll raise our glasses high
in our final days we'll scream and shout 'till they kiss our ass good-bye.
Repeat Chorus
Mot won't remember but tonight you're my biggest fans
This is why I love what I do and that's the curse… of this music man.
Jimmy...Say It 'Aint So
I Remember it like yesterday, left Miami for the Keys
it was my first time on a sailboat, first time upon the seas
When cutting through the salt air came dancing on the breeze
the damndest harp I'd ever heard, and it put my nerves at ease
Jimmy say it aint so, I need to know
for over twenty years now I've come to hear him blow
and Jimmy, if it's so, there's something you should know
without Fingers, it aint my kind of show
I've sat in deep reflection, off the coast of marseilles
and when this pirate looked at forty, I still loved to hear him play
his haunting sounds of distant travels, found their way into my soul
a neverending comfort, when life would take it's toll.
So Jimmy say it aint so, I need to know
for over twenty years now I've come to hear him blow
and Jimmy, if it's so, there's something you should know
without Fingers, it aint my kind of show
Bridge
Now Jimmy, don't get me wrong
I'm a big fan fan of your crazy Island Songs
Guess I hope the story ends,
with you and Fingers, back on stage again
I Remember it like yesterday, came dancing on the breeze
the damndest harp I'd ever heard, still puts my nerves at ease
Blow….Fingers blow